Kids: Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play...

By idislikeblanks - 30/01/2013 07:03 - United States - Lathrop

Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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By "Growlithe1395" - 11/03/2017 16:00

Today, I finally got my hands on a Nintendo Switch. While unboxing it, I left the room to get a pair of scissors. When I came back, most of the box contents were missing and my little brother was standing there. It has been about 5 hours and I still haven't been able to find anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By Baikal - 12/05/2013 04:09 - Singapore

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 09:59 - South Africa

Today, I gave my 10-month-old the house keys to keep her busy. I locked the burglar gate and left the door open. She can walk, and she threw the keys outside the gate. FML

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By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

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By seatle girl - 28/06/2016 00:43 - France - Les Mureaux

Today, my six-year-old daughter organized a treasure hunt… for our cat. She hid the contents of an entire bag of cat food all around the house. FML

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obviousboy 8

Wednesday 30 January 2013 15:46

I see him saying, "Let's play a game," to people in the future.

Meenah_fml 4

Wednesday 30 January 2013 15:46

Yikes. Kids find the craziest hiding spots for small things. Good luck.

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ulissey_fml 22

Wednesday 30 January 2013 16:27

What a Key West...

perdix 29

Wednesday 30 January 2013 16:29

Show him a new game: Guantanamo Water Boarding. If it worked to find bin Laden, it'll work to find some keys ;)

simoncat 11

Wednesday 30 January 2013 16:37

Really? You're being held prisoner by the antics of a five year old? YDI

cocacola999 27

Wednesday 30 January 2013 16:38

You have 2 options: 1) The longer one: sit down with him and explain that you should only play games with people who give their consent. That way, no one gets bullied and angry or sad. 2) The quicker one: tell him that you'd get ice cream for him, but can't do so without your keys.

ronski 41

Tuesday 19 February 2013 3:55

bribery always works unless lactose intolerant, then the keys might make a quick appearance in the toilet

andyyroxx 20

Wednesday 30 January 2013 16:38

27- The ducts? Man, I dropped countless marbles, crumbs, boogers, and the occasional small toy in those... all but the boogers being unintentional. I can see that happening!

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 30 January 2013 16:46

Did you let his parents know so they can make him fess up to where they keys are? If not, threaten him with an ass beating and then follow thru if he still refuses. 2hrs is way too long to put up with that shit. He is 5 years old.....don't let him get away with hiding your keys. Be an adult and take control of the situation!

ballbearing 10

Wednesday 30 January 2013 22:28

Threatening and beating a child -regardless of the reason is wrong and possibly criminal. Agreed that OP needs to be the adult and take control but fear and violence are not the correct method. I'm all for throwing the child's favourite toys in the trash...