Kids: Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide...

By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 03:00

Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 10:23 - Singapore

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

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By Bugga2018 - 22/05/2016 23:52 - United States - Freeport

Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML

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Can't take my eyes off you

By silverscrescent - 22/08/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML

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What were the chances?

By stpry of my life - 27/02/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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Demon child

By never again! - 22/06/2021 02:01

Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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Stealthy

By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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DrunkenValor 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:04

Outsmarted by a child, boy do I know how that feels.

sretter 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:04

Thats one smart niece

Comments

DrunkenValor 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:04

Outsmarted by a child, boy do I know how that feels.

Reyo 2

Thursday 8 October 2009 7:06

lol...oldest trick ever and you fell for it. Honestly though, as soon as I got inside, I'd smack the shit out of her. If the parents protest, lock THEM out of the house.

QWERTYDave 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:17

I TOTALLY AGREE!!! I'd hold her down with one hand and repeatedly bi*ch-slap her with the other!!!

tmcnatt2012 0

Friday 19 March 2010 22:12

that child is a genius

safirestar09 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 5:22

#72 and #77 are awesome. Although that sounds like something my parents would do.

kaegomay12 17

Friday 4 November 2011 22:49

she must be well smart

johnrdz3 24

Wednesday 18 March 2015 7:14

This kid is going places.

wyld3fyr3 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:04

that sucks

sretter 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:04

Thats one smart niece

GreenHacker 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 10:12

or one dumb babysitter

rileybrownie 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:23

ahh that is golden

CaMarshall 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:05

HAHAHA! You got owned by a 6 year old! How big of a fool did you feel like when you walked up and saw that a 6 year old had out smarted you???

lordhelmet 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:12

the niece could either have disliked the baby sitter or just be on the road to obesity, time will tell on the latter.

buckfasthero 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 3:46

where does it say the niece was six?

riplikethat 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 8:35

Yeah, how exactly do you know that the niece was six? Are you stalking the OP or something?

DeathShad0 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:09

pwnt

LifeInTheShadows 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:10

smart lil' kid...sorry, you deserve it =/ next time, bring the cookies with you

nofrillz 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:11

barely and fml. if you had come back to find her hanging herself or dead that would be fml.

MaramaBreaksFace 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:22

And I'm sure if that was the case, she would rush to post it on a website like this... Idiot.

ProtoBuster_1 5

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:11

How does she deserve it?

BenignScientists 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 18:12

letting a child she was supposed to watch out of her sight for so long

Sun_Kissed18 25

Wednesday 7 October 2009 21:13

Yupp, when I play hide and seek with my nieces, my and my sister split up so they are never alone. Something worse could have happened!

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 8 October 2009 5:07

I agree. Or at least stay in the house if you're playing in the house. Cheater. And hiding in a place that was OUTSIDE meant the kid would have to go outside on her own.