Kids: Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Andrew Williams - 11/12/2020 14:01

Today, as I was walking to go look at Christmas lights in my neighborhood, I really had to go number two. I called my dad to come and pick me up. I couldn’t hold it in much longer, so I took a crap in the sewer in the street. FML

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Friday 5 November 2010 8:10

hahaha sounds like my sister... she's 14.

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 5 November 2010 8:05

I really hope you punished him for that.

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Shieya 0

Friday 5 November 2010 15:21

Let me guess, you were more worried about what people on the street were thinking about you than about the possibility of your son falling into an open manhole, right?

stephy228 0

Friday 5 November 2010 15:53

WTF kind of mom r u? how do u take your eyes off a 5 yr old long enough 4 him 2 b in the STREET much less doing ANYTHING over a MANHOLE? FHL 4 having u for a mother!

doubleohseven 0

Friday 5 November 2010 15:58

WTF?!?' lol how long were u looking at the window?

cherieblossom 5

Friday 5 November 2010 15:59

wow looks like you didn't potty train your puppy very well there, maybe you should spend less time window shopping and more teaching your kid common sense...

mrbungle666 0

Friday 5 November 2010 16:26

YDI try keeping an eye on your kid. someone could have taken him an sold him to the circus.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 5 November 2010 17:10

It's a rare FML that will make me guffaw loudly. Bravo.

b_anhero 0

Friday 5 November 2010 17:32

manhole training ftw

vbmg152 18

Friday 5 November 2010 17:39

YDI. FML your kid having you for a Mom. What the He** was he doing near an open manhole cover? This is sad! You should be ashamed for thinking this was funny! I hope CPS comes to visit you!!! He could have fallen in and been killed, dumba**!