Kids: Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Andrew Williams - 11/12/2020 14:01

Today, as I was walking to go look at Christmas lights in my neighborhood, I really had to go number two. I called my dad to come and pick me up. I couldn’t hold it in much longer, so I took a crap in the sewer in the street. FML

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Friday 5 November 2010 8:10

hahaha sounds like my sister... she's 14.

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 5 November 2010 8:05

I really hope you punished him for that.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 5 November 2010 11:50

he took an "iraqi shit." and i also have to give your son props for knowing where the poop that people take eventually goes! |the kid|

xxjoseph1543xx 0

Friday 5 November 2010 12:05

In Soviet Russia the manholes poop on you

nobody_u_ko 0

Friday 5 November 2010 12:11

that's hilarious!

Amgnowai 0

Friday 5 November 2010 12:17

That's a shitty situation..

james3458 3

Friday 5 November 2010 12:20

this had me ROFL. your child is my new hero lol

steggunekoms 0

Friday 5 November 2010 12:31

that's talent how'd he manage to hold himself over the hole without losing balance and falling in?? that would have really made this a good fml.

rasellersjr 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 17:08

How would that have been good!? They are deep with cement bottom and the water isn't deep enough to save him. He would have been dead...

miraggg 1

Friday 5 November 2010 12:36

ok first of all they dont leave manholes open just like that. there must have been security tape around it or something

katkev 5

Friday 5 November 2010 12:38

Haven't you taught your son to use the bathroom????!!!! Animal! YDI!

xNephilim 18

Thursday 6 January 2011 8:50

I wonder what kind of conversations you're gonna have once you have kids... You: DO NEVER, EVER, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES (pause for dramatic effect).... POOP INTO AN OPEN MANHOLE! Kids: But... But Daddy/Mommy, I've always wanted to do that! ... Kids are weirdos. They do crazy stuff. Better get used to it.

ulicksam 0

Friday 5 November 2010 12:58

YDI over and over again. Instead of paying attention to your 5-year-old enough so he doesn't run in the street, you're window shopping and ignoring him long enough to not only get in the street but to dump in a manhole. And you have the nerve to complain here like it's anyone's fault but your own. YDI YDI YDI!

13hawk47 1

Friday 5 November 2010 13:19

Nice job parenting on that one. A) Why doesn't your FIVE YEAR OLD know how to use the bathroom appropriately? B) Why the hell would you look away from him long enough to get his pants dropped? C) Where did he learn that ******** in the street was okay? You need to drop that kid of at Children Protective Services until you can figure out how to be a parent. Douchebag