By Ben - 21/08/2009 21:28 - United States

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Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
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CDS09 0

wow, she learned in detail

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FTL1234567890 0

haha your daughters going to grow up to be awesome

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hardrocktobi 0

kids are getting dirtier and dirtier

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verdelet_fml 0

Aw well, she didn't learn too well then.

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verdelet_fml 0

Lol no they don't. Everything a baby becomes comes from the mother's body. Cells and all. Dad just inserts the key and turns the engine.

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Tashaxox 0

lol! "who is your daddy, and what does he do?" "our mom says our dad is a real sex machine" hahahahaha so funny!

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

hahah woww i love this. ur daughter is my hero.

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plexico 3

She's half right, that's where 23 of her chromosomes came from. The other 23 are from "her mommy's ovaries."

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xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Which are "her mommy's balls" if you look at it a certain way.

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plexico 3

Right. They are both the gonads. It's funny, but when I learned that term in biology, it seemed like arcane trivia we needed to regurgitate for the next test and forget. Years later, I nearly bust a gut laughing when I heard it used casually. "Oh, man, I got kicked right in the gonads!" It's evolved to "nads" and even "nards," apparently.

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Egotistical 0

HaHa. Plz tell the teachers response. I can only imagine. What a smart kid. I didn't learn about sex til like 10.

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Lmfao. Epic epic win.

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