Kids and Flooding: Today, my 6-year-old son apparently decided to make a game out...

By will - 14/08/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my 6-year-old son apparently decided to make a game out of clogging the toilet with toilet paper. He won, and now the whole basement is flooded. FML

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Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By BathroomMuch - 25/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

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Memnoc 26

Wednesday 14 August 2019 14:40

Flooding a basement by clogging a toilet would take a while. Where was his adult supervision? YDI for not keeping an eye on him for that long of a time span.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 14 August 2019 15:59

He cheated at the game of Clog The Toilet. Your more successful players eat lots of prunes ;)

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Henry8cooper 15

Wednesday 14 August 2019 14:06

Clever child - he sets his goal - and then figures out how to get the job done. You should be proud. Basements are collateral damage

Memnoc 26

Wednesday 14 August 2019 14:40

Flooding a basement by clogging a toilet would take a while. Where was his adult supervision? YDI for not keeping an eye on him for that long of a time span.