By ZAnon - 06/02/2015 07:06 - United States - Houston

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
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gigistar15 21

Shows that not all pitbulls are vicious! But that definitely sucks for u :(

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stuner56 22

Knowing the way people are, if your dog actually did something, your mugger would probably sue you

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Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

the robber had balls...

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cakefete2 30

Yes, and played fetch with OP's dog after the mugging.

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kybon 12

Based off the fact that the person had the balls to mug you while you were with a dog class labeled as vicious by the general populous, and your dog didnt react negatively to a person you were probably showing fear towards: I'd say its a reasonable guess that you know your mugger, and well enough that theyve met your dog at least four or five times

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duhdarling 11

Just goes to show that not all pit bulls are mean.

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NH_Freelancer 19

Well, that dispels the myth and perception that all pit bulls are vicious, bloodthirsty animals...

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Eleora 19

when your dog forgets to dog.... lol

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Cemetery87 10

Some humans are industrial engineers, should i expect you to build infrastructure even though you have no training in this? Same thing.

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born_hustla 26

How exact did you train your pitbull?!

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xM00RILLAx 10

Well, if your dog isn't trained to attack someone, it's not gonna defend you. YDI for thinking your dog is going to do something it's not trained to do, but FYL as well because you got mugged.

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alitairi 18

I cant believe you'd own such a vicious dog!!

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