By Mush - 27/08/2015 16:42 - France - Montpellier

Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML
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TordNorski 30

Nicely written FML.

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bethers_ 22

Peeing on a jellyfish sting aggravates the nematocysts and causes more of them to fire, intensifying the pain. Rinsing the area with sea water will deactivate the stingers and bring some relief. Sorry about your incident, OP.

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Elban 20

Hell yeah! Should just keep swimming

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band13geek 16

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

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Saxicolous 27

Hopefully you'll have a speedy recovery and you will get to enjoy the rest of your trip!! Good luck op

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Symantha23 25

Ouch!!! Where did you go on vacation?

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zeffra13 31

Could be he's from France, posted when he returned.

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lexiieeex3 32

I've never heard of anyone being allergic to jellyfish... That's definitely a new one, but I hope you feel better OP and are able to salvage what's left of your vacation.

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AKFusion 12

A jellyfish is a venomous creature that uses stingers to incapacitate prey with a neurotoxin. It's the chemical make up of the neurotoxin that some people are allergic to. Most people breakout in a painful rash for a couple days.

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ashleymeshell 15

people can be allergic to anything. I'm allergic to oranges...

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TordNorski 30

Nicely written FML.

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