By Crouching Tiger, Hidden Retard - 06/08/2013 21:55 - United States

Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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Alyssa125 10

Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."

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andits 21

Well better late than never. I think you should be more happy than him getting rid of that idiot! Or you can just try long term birth control. But really it's better to let him go

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redbandit9877 12

I would just say "is this dumbass thing going to be all the time?" " If so we're done."

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Rexington27 7

Reply with "Does this dumb thing happen a lot? " If so.

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StanBVB 10

In my health class, everyone learned about everything. Probably to avoid situations such as OP's.

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emuexport 4

Hmm, What a winner, sounds like he better get a granny fetish or turn gay :)

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emuexport 4

Hmm, What a winner, sounds like he better get a granny fetish or turn gay :)

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angelofmusic113 9

You could have told him if he got you pregnant you wouldn't have them for nine months, but then there would be a whole other set of problems... O.o

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Rexington27 7

Reply with "Is this dumb thing going to happen a lot? " If so.

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Danielle7994 18

How old is this guy? Did he NOT go through those sex ed classes in 5th/6th grade?

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