Love: Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend...

By C0olgirl - 03/04/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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You deserved it 226 153

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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories". FML

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 484

You deserved it 113

fleg 9

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:47

you're the worst kind of person.

sarah8909 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:49

What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL

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LadyB_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:56

#113 is right.. you two are a match made in hell...

fmlbaby_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:57

You were having an affair with your "best friend's" boyfriend and he wasn't man enough to break up with her before PROPOSING to you?! You two shit-heads deserve each other! I just hope you don't reproduce!

KMBF 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:59

Total jerk. Shady. Tune up...or fix...your moral compass.

audiogasmic 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:00

You're an awful person and I hope you rot in hell for this. Your "best friend" doesn't deserve to be treated like this.

thatguy0602 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:13

You and this guy are among the worst of the worst. You seem perfect for one another. Advice: please don't procreate. The world doesn't need more people like the two of you.

Dutchie2010 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:16

That is probably the worst thing a best friend could ever do. I hope it was worth loosing your best friend over it and I hope you guys live an awful life together. You suck.

starvingxartist 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:24

gee, i guess this could've been avoided by NOT sleeping with your best friend's man. who'd have thought?

dcapp 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:24

wow you're a complete bitch this isn't a "**** my life" this is an "i am a terrible person and need to go die" your poor poor poor friend.

oooh_dear 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:25

congratulations! you are now engaged to a jackass. and you are also the worlds worst best friend! you and your fiance [which im just assuming you said yes] both have no heart. i hope he grows a pair and decides to break up with you before he proposes to the next girl.