Cars, Thief and Money: Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 16:36 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML

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You deserved it 3 236

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 20:00

Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 660

You deserved it 142

By GLX - 14/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML

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You deserved it 265

By MyLife - 03/03/2019 12:00

Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML

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You deserved it 198

Safe as milk

By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

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You deserved it 3 223

By TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 872

You deserved it 294

By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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You deserved it 3 165

By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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You deserved it 3 234

By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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You deserved it 24 828

By Meghan Elise - 02/03/2019 16:00

Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 393

You deserved it 168

Born to run

By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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You deserved it 6 636

Liamj774 36

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

Maybe you could pawn him for a new friend

lex1459 38

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

I'd steal and sell the car stereo, then I'd get myself a new best friend.

Comments

The_Podfather 16

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:40

Call the cops!

flopstar 21

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:42

Shady as hell. Go try to have him pay you back then go make some new friends. Good luck!

JHam12 14

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:54

Gamers at thier worst

photographer49 22

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:15

#18 OP's "friend" sold the electronics for a stereo system not for games or consoles

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:01

Sadly, this wouldn't even be worth suing him for. Too easy a courtroom win for you, but I hope you had the jackass arrested.

DoomSkuller 28

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:05

What's up with everyone saying kick the best friend out? The fml doesn't say he lives with them

Vagitarian1 10

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:10

Thank you. It's good to see someone can read.

Futacy 29

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:11

Just report him to the police. Or a psychiatrist. If he's your best friend and he's stealing that much from you, that's some pretty sociopathic shit right there.