Transportation: Safe as milk

Safe as milk

By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Smart criminals

By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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Vandals!

By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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tab13 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:04

A bit of advice LEAVE

ZeGuitarist 7

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:36

And apparently people of any age, sex or ethnicity can have the grammar of a mongoloid snail.

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tab13 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:04

A bit of advice LEAVE

asianwolf 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:20

have the friend come to you next time (If he can)

pandorasnymph 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:05

fyl...but thats what u get for not being careful with ur things

Diannaa 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:36

^Lol you're third hun

nmsm 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:15

refresh your page and look again

sydmarie 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:06

damn that sucks.

tomahawkinyouall 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:09

hmmm word of advice: don't do that again

gunta 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:10

Oh thank God! Wouldn't want them to be noisy and wake up the neighbourhood!! :P That sucks though

sarahbau 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:47

Actually, even though it sucks that they stole the stereo, it's good they were able to do it without damaging the car. When my car was broken into a few years ago, the thief did $1650 damage to my car in the process of stealing something worth $20 (a broken, 5 year old iPod). If they'd just knocked on my door and said, "hey. Can I have that broken iPod," I would have given it to them. Instead, they tried prying the window open or something, as there were dents around the window. I needed to have the window replaced, the dents fixed, and the front quarter of my car repainted.

TattedDownJah 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:11

Listen believe it or not black ppl ain't the only ones who still u dumb *****

ZeGuitarist 7

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:36

And apparently people of any age, sex or ethnicity can have the grammar of a mongoloid snail.

eeeeeeee 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:38

I second 21's comment.

tristan1001 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:42

it's spelled 'steal'

taycandy96 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:43

don't you mean "age, sex, or ethnicity..."

nmsm 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:18

no. it can be: age, sex, or or: age, sex or

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:40

a bunch of fat kids fighting over grammar on the internet - God Bless America

suppressed08 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:48

He can sense when someone's overweight! :O *X-Files theme tune*

oogyboogy 6

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:31

I agree with the anima picture that's screaming at me

pendulum2012 0

Monday 1 March 2010 7:46

Does anyone else find it creepy that #66 is going through everyones profiles? Let this be a message to people who put too much information on the internet...you never know what weirdo is looking you up...