Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really...

By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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You deserved it 5 153

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By fothermuckerrr - 14/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 066

You deserved it 3 325

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 140

You deserved it 4 069

By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 708

You deserved it 155

By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 696

You deserved it 3 377

By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 692

You deserved it 4 890

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 491

You deserved it 115

That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 097

You deserved it 4 891

Plans

By not invited - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Appleton

Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 623

You deserved it 1 683

Frenemies

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 977

You deserved it 117

Long wait

By Candace - 27/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, my best friend planned a birthday party for me at the local Mexican restaurant. NO ONE showed up. We'd told the waiter there would be 18 arriving. Two hours later he brought me free ice cream. Even the non-English speaking waiters knew I was a loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 471

You deserved it 3 920

john_bell 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:10

Just tell her she's the bitch no one really likes.

insomniac_855 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:20

lunch....$20 ice cream....$3.50 movie ticket....$9.99 getting ditched by all your friends.... PRICELESS

Comments

RAMBabyyy 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:36

Hm, sounds like a fake Michigan bitch. This godforsaken state is packed with them.

f_me247 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:41

Your best friend is a BITCH, she's just using you which is REALLY obvious. You should find out more about ALL your friends before being an idiot and buying her all that shit and then declaring that she's your best friend. Which really sad and stupid.

xdorkasaur 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:41

...maybe you need better friends..

TurdMonkey 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:09

...or you might wanna stop being such a tool

xHaniffax 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:57

begfriend....

aback 4

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:57

**** 'em. Be your own best friend. Then you get to spend your money on yourself.

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:04

YDI BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY WANTED SOMETHING FROM THAT LITTLE DATE...

Eli0 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:04

This is a Dane Cook joke http://artists.letssingit.com/dane-cook-lyrics-the-friend-nobody-likes-wm64h7h

ZuRG_fml 7

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:35

Yes. He tells it and it's funny because it's true.

cani_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:05

maybe they don't like you cos instead of thinking that your friend was the only person who was at least honest with you, you focused on how you wish you hadn't spent money on her