Miscellaneous: That one friend

That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

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You deserved it 4 891

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 116

By leena - 23/02/2016 00:55 - United States - Encinitas

Today, my two best friends that I've known since middle school broke up. I'm glad I'm no longer a third wheel but now they won't talk to each other and both use me to complain about the other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 598

You deserved it 1 416

By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 695

You deserved it 3 376

The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 973

You deserved it 106

Toodles

By JinsNeck.exe - 19/01/2021 19:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, after knowing my friendship group for 9 years, who were like my family, I found out that they actually hate me and have been trying to get me to go away for 5 years. When I left, they laughed at me, argued with me and their exact last words were, "K bye" and then kicked me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 090

You deserved it 170

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 11:01

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 136

You deserved it 179

By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 654

You deserved it 5 153

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 549

You deserved it 4 104

Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 09:42 - United States

Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 027

You deserved it 10 381

Where d'you all go?

By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 235

You deserved it 92

xsweetlysour 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:16

Aww, it's alright, I'm also that person. Honestly, who wants friends and all their drama :) And shall I say "first" to annoy people?

valuemeal2 1

Monday 13 April 2009 12:22

Ugh. I've been that person before, and it sucks. FYL.

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xsweetlysour 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:16

Aww, it's alright, I'm also that person. Honestly, who wants friends and all their drama :) And shall I say "first" to annoy people?

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:39

I'm always that person... (in the rare instances I can say I have friends)

gozatown 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 4:14

FYL, you'll find friends. The reason I don't say NEW friends like other people is mainly because if they treated you like that they weren't your friends in the first place.

Stan_Cubed 7

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:39

Haha wow. This is the first "first" comment with a positive thumbing(?) that I've ever seen.

valuemeal2 1

Monday 13 April 2009 12:22

Ugh. I've been that person before, and it sucks. FYL.

DRchika 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:23

reminds me alot of that dane cook joke...

taraaa_fml 4

Monday 13 April 2009 12:28

are you 12?

Jbiebs82 0

Monday 24 May 2010 17:01

Why are you 13?

chancehorsegal 0

Monday 21 March 2011 12:52

looks like youre 14 by your username.

shani__ 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:36

I used to be that person in primary school! *high 5* but then I grew up and they don't even have friends muahahha

Silhouette_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:39

Find some better friends. Seriously.

f_mylife24 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:40

How immature! its okay.. you deserve better. =)

FMLisright 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:41

That is really sad. I agree with number 6. What jerks.

chinookwarrior 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:45

Get over it Karen...new friends are easy to make, maybe you should find out if they were making fun of you for a legitimate reason and if its something you may think about changing.