Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really...

By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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By fothermuckerrr - 14/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

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Plans

By not invited - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Appleton

Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML

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Frenemies

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML

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Long wait

By Candace - 27/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, my best friend planned a birthday party for me at the local Mexican restaurant. NO ONE showed up. We'd told the waiter there would be 18 arriving. Two hours later he brought me free ice cream. Even the non-English speaking waiters knew I was a loser. FML

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john_bell 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:10

Just tell her she's the bitch no one really likes.

insomniac_855 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:20

lunch....$20 ice cream....$3.50 movie ticket....$9.99 getting ditched by all your friends.... PRICELESS

Comments

Klabauterpete 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:15

Guess what: You can't buy friends.

quietgirl 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:18

sometimes I fear that I'm that 'friend'.. but I don't know how to tell, cause these days people are hella good actors. :/

mjbm912 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:25

ur the Karen of the group!!!! hahaha!!

tingting1 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:46

hahaha! hey kar!!

fyl4sure 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:35

Fyl.

AnneFTW 17

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:43

Ask for the money back.

adiaboe27 4

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:57

Hmm, just because you shell out money on your friends doesn't mean they'll like you , or should for that matter.

AnneFTW 17

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:10

Ask for the money back.

prettyboy82 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:14

Every group has that friend, finally got rid of the one in mine! And damn he couldn't take a hint for anything that we didn't want him around.

Psychotic_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:15

True that maybe you should give your supposed friend "props" for her honesty...But did you ask her if that applies to her as well? If it does, that's when say to her:"Well thank you for your honesty, but now get out of my face before you get pummeled!" Then you ditch all these so called friends, cuz really who needs these actors in their life anyway? Fake people, are the worst & you're better off! You seem to have a generous heart, go find peeps who will appreciate it & not just take advantage of it...Then laugh at you later! Good luck!

lolalalou 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:23

maybe it is your fault because you think you can buy your friends. giving money doesn't make you truly popular. i am sure they are glad you pay for everything but what else do you have to offer??