Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend can't be at my birthday party. I found... - FML

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By TrueFriendship - 21/02/2017 12:00 - France

Today, my best friend can't be at my birthday party. I found out it's because she's having her birthday party on the exact same day. I guess my present is not having to deal with that hypocrite anymore. FML

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lemonlaide 9

Tuesday 21 February 2017 14:51

Hypocrite doesn't make sense in this post unless you mean she's just a. Hypocritical person in general.

mick3446 15

Tuesday 21 February 2017 13:04

Doesn't sound like you are much of friends at all. Are you sure you're not imagining this friendship and possibly just being a stalker?

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 21 February 2017 23:27

need more info. who arranged their party first and how long ago? whose birthday is nearest the party? how did your friend react when you confronted her?

Heather Shannon 2

Wednesday 22 February 2017 6:21

Yup, good present actually! Get rid of those toxic people!

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