By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
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null_fml 11

The FML here is that your niece is clearly retarded, right? I mean, surely you already knew you if you were fat or not, right? This couldn't be another one of those my-life-is-******-because-someone-told-me-I'm-fat posts. Of course not. It must be the niece-is-retarded thing.

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

All you people are seriously pathetic. Honestly. I'm fat. I'm not obese, but i'm 20 kilos heavier than I'd like to be. Why? Because I eat too much. My bones aren't too big. I don't have some disease. My legs aren't broken, i could exersize if I wanted too. Why don't I lose the weight? I try, of course. I don't want to be fat. Perhaps I lack determination. But let me get to my point. I don't ask for sympathy for being fat. I just ask not to have it yelled at me across the street from strangers. I mean I don't get on the scales, look at the number and expect a hug, but just because I'm fat does that mean I should be insulted on how I look by people I don't even know? The OP was merely saying she was upset that her neice hurt her feelings. The FML doesn't read; "Today, I ate a cake. I'm fat. FML." so stop acting like she clubs baby seals with orphans.

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lickmyjock 0

Um, no offense, but aren't they?

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Emrysa 1

Yep, just like thin people are always sticking their finger down their throat.

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null_fml 11

The FML here is that your niece is clearly retarded, right? I mean, surely you already knew you if you were fat or not, right? This couldn't be another one of those my-life-is-******-because-someone-told-me-I'm-fat posts. Of course not. It must be the niece-is-retarded thing.

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PDNFML 0

that hurts.. alot.. certainly not enough to go suicidle but still

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kasumirock 13

I bet you're fat and that's why you're trying to say a naive, little kid is stupid.

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perdix 29

People get really insulted when fat people turn down food. Normal people might have discriminating taste or are being careful about what they eat, so a food rejection from them is no big deal. Fatties got that way by eating massive quantities of everything in sight, so when they finally say "no," it really says the food is total crap.

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Kukironosuke 16

not always, im fat and i am very picky about a lot of foods most people would find delicious, i dont eat cake, or steak, or pasta, or anything like that, and i do pass up food quite a lot, the food i do eat is mostly junk food + pizza and that + laziness = fat, not all fat people eat large ammounts of everything

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Boddmon 0

Aw did you just call fat people abnormal? That's not very nice at all.

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LolPieRofl 11

Some people have diseases that make them fat

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Americunt 0

Your niece is retarded, because maybe the whole reason you rejected is to NOT be fat anymore. Anyways, here's a song that my best friend wrote: How come you're always such a fussy young girl Don't want no Captain crunch, don't want no Raison Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

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Crasken 0

And mine too :o omg what was the need for stealing lyrics from weird al?

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beccaxoxo88 0

hahahaha wtf. U kidding me...Kids starving in Japan? Clearly the "poet doesnt" know what he/she's talking bout. Japan is one of the wealthiest countries.Out of all the countries he couldve chosen from, he chooses the weatlthiest asian country.

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thighsofglory 0

Because it rhymes.

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alexFYL 11

It's common practice for female teens in Japan to starve themselves, however. :P And it's "normal"/"a diet".

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Americunt 0

Idiot he wrote this back in the 90s after MJ came out with beat it.

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kriziababy 9

ur friends with weird al?

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beccaxoxo88 0

haha..second. Don't be surprised if some overweight people start clawing down at you cuz you said that. Some fatties got feisty over the exact same thing I wrote.lol.

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rachexl 0

#30 ydi for being asian

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CyclonePsycho 1

Want to know how to figure out if a person is an asshole in real life? Just watch what they post anonymously on FMLs relating to weight! Seriously, are you all so shallow that the thought of a fat person living without ridicule is disgusting? Take it down a notch or five, guys.

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bigdickprick 0

He DOES NOT love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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powersmoke 0

Let me guess - one of your new year's resolution was to lose weight?

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