By sniffmyzebra - 20/10/2015 19:46 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML
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sniffmyzebra 14

Can't believe this was published! OP here, as some you said, the date really did suck. But my brand new vacuum sucks even more! Did I do it right? I'll leave.

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kibster9 20

Now make sure you don't leave your vacuum on overnight. Or else that would be a overnight suck excess

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orios105 18

she must be a good sales woman. lol

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rvontr88 21

The terrible pun brigade is on the loose. Yippee.....

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buckdharma 37

Bringing new meaning to,"it can go all night, and reach those hard to get to spots."

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pdp_fml 21

The vacuum machine was at least a good brand name, wasn't it?

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tiger820 20

what do you mean tried?

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band_geek 18

Was he sucking the life out of you as much as the vacuum sucks off most if into for as much of the dust as possible when cleaning for you to want to shut him up? Or was he just that good of a salesman?

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