By sniffmyzebra - 20/10/2015 19:46 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML
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sniffmyzebra 14

Can't believe this was published! OP here, as some you said, the date really did suck. But my brand new vacuum sucks even more! Did I do it right? I'll leave.

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mccrightp 29

Now you just need to fill up the vacuum in your love life!

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worldclassrager 39

That's what dating a salesman does at times...enjoy your new vacuum hope it works better than your old one

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epilepticloh 20

Try to sell it back to him

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Internetflakes 13

Next thing is you'll be buying your own engagement and wedding ring. Ah.. the love of the salesman

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rojoesydney 6

I saw on TV that 1000 ways to die,the lady put the vacuum cleaner on her neck because this guy bailed on her so to show she still got lucky she put the vacuum on her neck and died of blood clots I think

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Dominus101 20

Any more offers, going once ! twice ! Vacuum sold to OP sounds like you got suckered

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