Work: Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet....

By Liz - 11/08/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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Thursday 11 August 2011 8:53

Uh oh!

slushpup9696 12

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:54

At least you got a free meal out of this.

Comments

enonymous 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:00

Was it the alphabet kind? Did it fix the errors when it splashed on the monitor?

DisappearingRose 18

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:03

PMS.

twinny_sc 13

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:03

Thank her for the Spaghettio's but tell her next time you want ravioli.

digitalcadenza 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:04

At least you can take ur perdium home for lunch now ;)

Glitterhinoceros 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:04

Yummy :3?

sleepingman11 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 11:49

I know right :D

jordanp17 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:58

19 you seem yummy

calibeachgirl 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:07

im sure that in some other world, it means she loves you :)

poppaof6 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:08

Be greatful that it wasn't a can of Disney Princess shaped Spaghettios. That would just be immasculating.

poppaof6 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:26

Lol I mean it would be if you weren't a woman. I really need to check these things thoroughly before commenting.

BeatlesObsessed 12

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:08

Does anyone else think "Spaghettios" is a funny word?

deskayjo 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:11

Eeeewww report that bitch!

TrollisMe 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:14

She gave you food... You're so ungrateful!?

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