By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24

Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.

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cinskeep43 15

idk I think I might prefer a human breast... ya know... because of salmonella and stuff

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sarkaar 30

I guess human breast would be preferred if it were still attached to the anterior chest wall. And not raw.

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neeni88 23

If it was still attached to the anterior chest wall, then it'd definitely be raw. And I do think it would be more preferable to be slapped with a human breast, fun even.

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drummerp64 16

Would you prefer it had been a cooked human breast?

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Sounds like the boss is a real turkey. I'd advise the OP to flip him the bird and fly far away before he gets goosed.

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Maybe if OP stopped clucking around during work he wouldn't get slapped.

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JennaNGood 21

Her boss was challenging OP to a duel, clearly. He lacked gloves, hence the chicken breast.

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ElricMustang 23

The worst part about this is that I keep imagining this all happening in an office, which usually isn't a place for a chicken breast to be laying around...

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girI 20

Yeah, what kind of work place has raw chicken breasts lying around?

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TiaBug 13

A deli in a supermarket

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olpally 32

Beating you with his meat... What a jerk. File a complaint.

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bobman51 15

What a 'jerk'.....

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cakefete2 30

Guess that's where jerk chicken comes from.

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sleaves 26

Aaaand I am not eating at that restaurant.

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False_Stupidity 41

Shame you don't know which restaurant it is that you need to avoid. Now you're doomed to be forever looking at every restaurant/chicken shop with suspicious eyes and wondering if this is where the breast bashing boss works.

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Brandi_Faith 33

If it even is a restaurant. I picture it in an office and it's a lot funnier.

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sleaves 26

Good thing I don't like chicken...

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23lf 16

I can't even think of a situation when this makes halfway sense!

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mansfield_j 27

Take a whole chicken and throw it at him.

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