By jakethed0g - 10/08/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML
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bribearr 6

He was marking his territory. It's sanitary. :)

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TripOnShoelaces 0

Your shoes must be pissed.

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bribearr 6

He was marking his territory. It's sanitary. :)

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Iamnotmyself 17

-3 If Bear Gryllls can drink it, you can wear it.

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luke8113 0

i was first they removed my comment :(

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luke8113 0

i was first they removed my comment :(

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HowAreYouToday 34

Where are comments one and two? They seem to have been misplaced... Do you guys know where to find them? ?*:.?. o(???)o .?.:*?

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HowAreYouToday 34

You would know. (o_-)

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enonymous 8

If anyone's going to be up anyone's ass it's going to be me

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boatingboy1011 0

20, 26- i thumbed your comments down just because of the stupid faces. Am i the only one who thinks they r extremely annoying?

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bribearr 6

I do. especially since they had abslutely nothing to do with my comment.

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Jennyboo5797 4

He peed in your shoes? Hmm.. Seems like the only logical thing to do now is piss in his mouth while he sleeps. >:D

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Drigr 9

am I the only one moldy disturbed by the fact that OP referred to her brothers penis as his knob?

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juicedboi 7

-38 Remind me never to piss in your shoes

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MerrikBarbarian 9

eh, it's an English term. not that odd

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HowAreYouToday 34

34- I hate you now, but since this is the Internet and I can't slap you in person, (^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^)(^-^) Pwnage!!!

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HomeAl0ne 20

Did he sniff your ass first? Because I'm starting to see a trend here...

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HomeAl0ne 20

Did he sniff your ass first? Because I'm starting to see a trend here...

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bhawks8188 0

No harm done if they still dry by morning

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WiderWille 11

38 thats a great idea, maybe it turns him on so OP can write another FML about her brother :)

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kings1fan 6

Be happy he wasn't taking a shit! Like the dog oops I mean ladies husband!

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bthomas0319 2

What the heck are you talking about..

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HowAreYouToday 34

That's a reference to an old fml

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yoursucklives 36

i'd have totally done the same if i was a boy

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bellakaykid 6

My brother has literally done this multiple times when I have gone camping. I shit you not.

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arirsmommy 0

never leave your shoes outside the tent... camping 101

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xJudii 5

Shoes were drying from the last time he pee'd on them ? ;p

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lief835 1

You leave your shoes outside the tent for a reason

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hamguin48 2

Guess ur shoes aren't gonna be dry then

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danielreader22 4

Damn, how'd you figure that out so fast?

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brianfantana32 10

He learned it in physics class

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enonymous 8

Stop complaining. I pay good money and sometimes phone R Kelly to get some quality piss

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Iamnotmyself 17

I know, the taxes on piss these days are UNBELIEVABLE.

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enonymous 8

I know Thank God R Kelly has a delivery service.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-36 God bless 'Merica, where good honest god-fearin' rednecks as myself (think about my name, you'll be mindfucked) can purchase good, legal, piss.

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TripOnShoelaces 0

Your shoes must be pissed.

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TripOnShoelaces 0

Agreed, but this was more of a mere pun, not exactly a reference. But good eye!

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airforce987 20

it's hot out. Better drink my own pee! I think thats the reference your looking for

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bribearr 6

haha my comment here is actually to my comment as 3, not here. it just decided to go here. but yes, that is the reference!:)

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JrRacer4007 0

Omfg! I have to use this!!!

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