Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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emodude44 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 0:54

Stranger Danger! Beware of pedophile!!!

Ever69 3

Monday 1 June 2009 2:20

#292 First of all thats really gross. And it shows people that there's sick people out there like you. And you need to just get a life. Anyways I have no problem with Gay people but that wed site was not appropriate for work. And that I think that someone needs to show that to his boss.

rooku 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:59

Well get a New Job.

Benjammn 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:54

There's a difference between being gay and being a pedophile, with the latter being much worse. Many of the comments seem to blend the two, saying that it's hateful to assume all gay men rape other men, when clearly this guy is a pedophile, in which any of that kind of sex is rape. Nevertheless, your boss has issues.

Christineiscool 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:03

Butt plugs! :D Just scream for an adult if anything lol

DarkMirror 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:54

Ugh more "just because he's gay!" debates. Do you people think that it's really ok for him to be looking at that at the workplace? Seriously? If his boss does bring something like that up at work, then you know maybe this guy should be worried. And I'm with #271. If he's looking at BOY (as in child) assholes, then the guy definitely needs to be reported.

bto4 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:20

Ew

cheese1756 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:46

Gross. . .who would want to look at that

Spl4sh_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:43

That's just creepy.

tayvicdav 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:04

Quick! Run out and get a guy to do u so that ur not a young VIRGIN boy! That'll show him!!!!!

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