By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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supafly208 0

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

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justmyluck1212 0

so he's a gay-pedophile... dont look back when u ran man...

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justmyluck1212 0

so he's a gay-pedophile... dont look back when u ran man...

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seb12992 0

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FatAssAnonymous 0

I'd pretend I looked away and didn't notice that, "Oh, look at the time, 2 hours 'til closing. Did you get the site on yet?" Then I'd make a run for it and send in my resignation letter. If you have to share a room with him on your trip, plug your butt with a garlic clove. Gay pedophiles can't touch garlic or they'll explode. It's true, it works, I've never been molested. I stay after school with my male teachers (that's the only time they're available, and they say they can only help one student at a time.), I shower in the gym locker room by myself after a long, sweaty day of football practice, and I even walk alone in dark alleys at night with my cellphone battery at it's lowest bar, and I'm a young, supple teenage boy, who wouldn't want that. I got abs and a firm, muscular buttox. Trust me, use garlic. P.S. I also am a narcoleptic, that means I sleep when my environment is really relaxing, and I haven't woken up with any ass pain yet. P.S.S. Substituting garlic with onions won't work, you have to use real garlic cloves. Don't take the skin off, or it will burn. The type of garlic doesn't matter. You can also put garlic juice in the pedophiles drink, that's how you can get rid of them. They drink it and will never bother you again. Rub garlic lotion on your body, it will make you totally immune to any sexual molestation.

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