By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
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IN5AN3 0

Do u honestly think u deserve to be on the same money as a superhero...?

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nuclear 0

Well, maybe one day you will be that high up that you can do something like that and still earn a good amount of money. I'd ask him if he can make me a villain in one of his comic books. But that's just me... :)

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silly_kate 0

Your boss is a legend! i hate my boss, do you wanna swap?

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untoldfame 3

mmmk. im not impressed. all good superheroes have facebooks. whats his? btw, if your boss is captian planet, im killing something. mullet wearing sonavagun.

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SimpleSimon 0

haha, captain planet. You could just tell all the other super heroes picked on him as a kid

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lorawr 0

What's wrong with writing? He's obviously been successful to be that higher up on the payroll than you. So stfu and maybe actually do some work so maybe one day you can be 50 dollars an hour up on the next person.

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shnibz101 0

2,3,4,5 u guys suck

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Toas7 0

Your boss is friggin' awesome.

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RESTAREA 0

Ask for the company car, I bet it is the Batmobile.

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plexico 3

Robin made much less than Batman, and Tonto made much less than the Lone Ranger. That's just the way it is for sidekicks. You should ask your boss if he'll put you in as his sidekick on his next comic crusade.

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