By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
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tdub10 2

Can you say cougar. Haha

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perdix 29

If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.

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Joui_fml 11

Either she's a cougar, or she meant it as more of a motherly thing. Either way, that's horrible.

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JacksBBQ 2

Eat her till she cry. Call that whine and dine.

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Enzi_fml 21

******* double standards. Nobody should have to deal with that. Don't put up with that, OP, as much as you need the job!

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droptableusers 7

Earn yourself a promotion then, work your ass off, or hers, should I say?

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f_ourlives2013 7

Haha. Welcome to the new female-headed corporate world.

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sly_raptor 1

Sounds like Peter and his boss at the brewery

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JPattonD 6

I had this happen once except it was that slapped my 1st cousin on the ass at a wedding not knowing I was related to her.. Wait.. That wasn't like this at all.

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