Work: Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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Oh, the patriarchy

By confused - 09/02/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Whatever - 17/02/2022 23:59 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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tdub10 2

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:05

Can you say cougar. Haha

perdix 29

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:18

If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.

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Illyssa_fml 4

Friday 22 October 2010 13:31

You should hit it...raise ;)

Ih8StupidPPL 0

Friday 22 October 2010 15:02

What are you complaing about you PUSSY! Grow a sack and hit that!

labratory5 0

Friday 22 October 2010 15:33

haha maybe if you out to the boss maybe you might get a raise

Devolver 0

Friday 22 October 2010 15:47

Are you a live-in nanny?

jfarrow9703 11

Friday 22 October 2010 16:11

is she married? odds are if she's not then she hasn't been ****** in a while and op remember the only bad pussy is the pussy your not gettin!

navgunner 0

Friday 22 October 2010 16:13

If she is good looking then you should really hit it as much as you can, if she is old and wrinkly looking then report it if she does it again.

EvilDave 13

Friday 22 October 2010 16:46

Document it, then try to get it on film, then have her arrested for battery and sexual assault and sue the company and her for sexual harassment. Basically, do what a woman would do.

athena480 0

Friday 22 October 2010 16:50

you wont need the job when u sue for sexual harrasment!

icecreamdriveby 5

Friday 22 October 2010 18:38

I saw this episode of friends today...

TheWhiteBunny 3

Friday 22 October 2010 20:01

50 year old woman? Cougar? More like Mountain lion at this point.

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