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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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tennisrapper1 14

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:30

You can go fishing with him. :)

crazytiger16 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:31

He can still fish with your dad. :p

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ambowew 7

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:45

Instead of just telling you that there's plenty of fish in the sea, your dad gets an excuse for fishing time to explain his witty humour!

Ozuru 11

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:47

Tell your dad the dog can go with him.

reimichele 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:50

Your dad can go fishing with him then push him off the boat. Make sure Dad saves him though. Wouldn't want him to be in too much trouble.

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:50

Convince your dad that you're a good fisherman. Tell him you went out with your boyfriend and came home with a red snapper.

TheJester12 15

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:44

But her boyfriend was the true master of frying and dining her catfish. Maybe she should keep that one to herself .....

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:37

A fisher of men.... hmmm.....

rsunshine2020 13

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:51

Well at least he made you laugh? Haha

deransc 19

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:51

That is a valid question, couldn't you have waited a couple of days?

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:57

If your dad wants a fishing partner, I recommend you start dating a garden gnome.

xxooxx210 3

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:59

You can go fishing with him :D

bankrupt 15

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:04

Well, obviously he is only concerned about how this impacts HIM and the fact that his daughter's three-year relationship has ended is secondary, if he has even considered her feelings at all. I am so sorry, OP, for the ending of your relationship and for the fact that you have a self-absorbed father.