By AwkCockBlock - 07/03/2016 00:17 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in it, though I was in the bed while it happened. FML
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AwkCockBlock 6

OP talkin here bb's. Short version of story: Super early in the morning, after a night of partying, I offered a couple people the option to crash at my place (as they lived a ways away, it was pouring rain, no transportation etc.) YES they knew I was in the bed, thought they were being sneaky. I was awoken from bed movement. To people saying I should have said / done something..I did..hence the username.

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FueledByFate 24

I'm so sorry OP! You'll find the right one eventually. Burn those sheets though!

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FueledByFate 24

I'm so sorry OP! You'll find the right one eventually. Burn those sheets though!

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crudeandrudeguy 29

People rude enough to do that in your bed while you were there should at least allow you to participate as payment

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karacakal2 30

Didn't they realize you were there ? Did they do it anyway knowing you are there ? Were they people you know ? So many questions so few answers

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Danne696 14

A rather dull scenario would be something like, two friends who were a couple slept over and thought OP was asleep and made a bad decision. Of course, if OP want to fill in the detailsit would be the best.

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KayleeFrye 39

Hopefully the OP will provide more details. Like why he didn't get out of the bed?

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meggieeeeee92 16

#56 why would the OP have to get out of HIS own bed? Those people were rude to try to have sex with him also in the bed.

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mermaidkeels 26

Sounds like a threesome gone bad

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MrSassypants 32

It was almost a threesome. It was a 2.5some.

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Mechenry 10

If OP simply rounds his answer he'll be a stud.

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jiggab00 12

No "doesn't matter had sex" comment this time...

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Couldn't you have said something? It is YOUR bed technically.

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skippydoda 32

If you weren't going to say something about it then you should have done awkward commentary on what was happening.

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olliebush123 15

and in it goes oh what a fantastic pentatration, here's the thrusts he thrusts GOALLL

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