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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:30

You can go fishing with him. :)

crazytiger16 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:31

He can still fish with your dad. :p

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perdix 29

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:13

Tell him you are fishing right now -- for compliments!

greenie213 23

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:14

I smell a fishing "accident".

Faff 20

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:19

poor dad :c fhl

Mekeritrig 15

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:22

There's no reason your ex-boyfriend and your dad can't remain fishing buddies. Even you and your ex-boyfriend can remain on good terms.

sdotimas 1

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:28

My dads response when it happened to me was "great! Now when I try to run him over you can't get mad!"

Directioner310 3

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:08

well... that's just awkward

xxDefiantxx 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:25

Damn. Either one of you cheated or that was a big argument(my guesses). So why did you guys break up? Also your dad aounds terrible.

B_Rice23 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:27

Well just get another guy to fishing u know there is always another fish in the see

babebeegurl95 7

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:29

I'll go with you daddy bear:)

lsd_withdiamonds 7

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:38

Dads are just awkward people! Especially when it comes to their daughter's relationships. He probably meant to help, don't take it too personally!

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