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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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tennisrapper1 14

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:30

You can go fishing with him. :)

crazytiger16 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:31

He can still fish with your dad. :p

Comments

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:44

That's all men care about these days. Themselves.

Gintoki_Sakata 3

Wednesday 18 July 2012 3:13

And by your logic, all women care about is how to get a man who only cares about himself. Right?

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:48

Nice father you have there.

Leslier_fml 4

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:17

You can go fishing with him and spend sime quality bonding time.

kamikrazy 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 1:07

Wouldn't be awkward at all.

csi_fml 19

Wednesday 18 July 2012 1:26

Your dad sounds so cool "sarcasm"

cocktailpeanut 3

Wednesday 18 July 2012 3:58

At least your dad is loyal to you! Mine still plays fantasy sports with my ex and I've been married for 3 years and have a 1-year-old!

lordEast 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:31

Way to have her back dad. Go kick his ass like a normal dad

steph97v05 11

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:57

I guess he lost a friend

SimplyEerb 3

Wednesday 18 July 2012 7:07

Tell him where he can shove his fishing pole (:

at0mskaze 3

Wednesday 18 July 2012 7:44

It means that your dad bonded well with him. Just give it time and it will pass. I had a girlfriend that bonded with my family and they would mention her good qualities from time to time after the break-up. A few months later no one talked about her. Just wait and see!