Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time,...

By anonymous - 25/03/2016 22:19 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML

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How does she know?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 08:00

Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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You ain't heard anything, right?

By blabbermouth - 08/10/2012 17:26 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Michelle - 27/12/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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Saturday 26 March 2016 19:47

A reaction like that would suggest he is not ready to have sex.

Levi2411 41

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:49

Ah and the satanic waterfall strikes again.

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maharb01 17

Saturday 26 March 2016 19:57

Just spitballing here, but sometimes girls bleed their first time - loss of a membrane and such. was it that?

domolovesyoshi 33

Saturday 26 March 2016 21:05

Girls no the difference, a period is a very specific feeling

gracehi 31

Saturday 26 March 2016 22:13

Not always. I don't feel anything until I'm two or three days into my period. And when I lost my virginity it didn't feel anything tear, although I did bleed. I have bled due to intercourse (well after losing my virginity) and mistook it for the start of my period. Don't worry, everything was fine. It turns out that sex can cause bleeding at any time, especially if one's gone without it for a long time, which I'm guessing is the case with OP.

GamerGirl2014 13

Sunday 27 March 2016 22:38

Okay well that's all good and stuff but from my understanding OP's boyfriend didn't even get it in? So that wouldn't make much sense of bleeding during intercourse....