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By BadLuckinLove - 07/07/2010 10:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 166
You deserved it 16 465

rig_89 tells us more.

rig_89 0

OP here! Haha. For those wanting to know what happened afterwards - Me: Are you trying to have sex with me right now?! Him: Seems like it. Me: *stomp off pissily* Yeah. We made up later. He told me I was the last girl he wanted to have sex with, and in his book that was pretty much love. :) Haha. He makes jokes a lot, but I was in a bitchy mood it didn't seem funny to me right then, he didn't realize how upset I was and that it would make me even more upset. Now I think its hilarious, and its a win for both of us since we got on FML! :) And yeah, he got some later after we made up lol. Overall, he isn't a total douche and I didn't mean to pull a bitch move on him. I was being overemotional.

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Top comments

ArtIsResistance7 1

Words are cheap! His actions show that he really loves you...r ******.

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troublant_fml 1

Wow, he sounds like the sensitive, lovey-dovey type.

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Comments

seviluvsu 0

don't dump him!!!!! he sounds hilarious and how is this an FML? were you terrified did you scream or what?

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xoSarahLuvsUxo94 0

hah, dump hiss asssss! (:

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WtfLoser 13

Eeeeeeeh : It hurts to know your boyfriend doesn't love you & just wants sex. So, break up.. Yeah, it's hard in the beginning, but what can you do? Just chin up < 3

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papichulo1411 0

i do the same thing to my girlfriend.... its the only way i can calm her down

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jerseystreetking 0

#8 is bad! ;)

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buggybeauty 0

she sounds like a loser. she'll keep dating him.

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daniellanicole 0

wow that's ****** up. :/ guys are such idiots. break up with him.

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Bartimaeus 7

How so pieces of shit like that get girlfriends?WTF.

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rig_89 0

OP here! Haha. For those wanting to know what happened afterwards - Me: Are you trying to have sex with me right now?! Him: Seems like it. Me: *stomp off pissily* Yeah. We made up later. He told me I was the last girl he wanted to have sex with, and in his book that was pretty much love. :) Haha. He makes jokes a lot, but I was in a bitchy mood it didn't seem funny to me right then, he didn't realize how upset I was and that it would make me even more upset. Now I think its hilarious, and its a win for both of us since we got on FML! :) And yeah, he got some later after we made up lol. Overall, he isn't a total douche and I didn't mean to pull a bitch move on him. I was being overemotional.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

141, I guess that makes sense. My original comment would have been that a stupid question deserves a stupid answer... some guys just don't realize when you're that pissed off. Matter of fact, 99.9999999% of them don't... they need to be told. Glad to hear you made up though

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