Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 06:39 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

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kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:31

If you're up for threesomes...I doubt you'll have trouble finding another boyfriend

lollypop30001 19

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:32

Honey your boyfriend is gay.

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hdema 4

Tuesday 20 May 2014 4:32

He might be gay

alex_carstens_yo 9

Tuesday 17 June 2014 22:29

I think this is his way of saying he's coming out of the closet.

scottyboy417 19

Thursday 6 November 2014 9:06

That really blows, literally.

Samanthaduhhh 0

Tuesday 23 December 2014 3:30

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liamk_26 16

Wednesday 4 March 2015 13:30

Interesting discovery

HAOSinhumanform 15

Thursday 23 April 2015 20:14

Are you a female Ross by any chance OP?

daemonsparta 16

Tuesday 5 May 2015 20:00

was your boyfriend the top or the bottom?

Venister 11

Monday 21 September 2015 2:06

Lol

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