Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 06:39 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

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kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:31

If you're up for threesomes...I doubt you'll have trouble finding another boyfriend

lollypop30001 19

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:32

Honey your boyfriend is gay.

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thepretender10 4

Monday 24 June 2013 15:38

just so we are clear...you are welcoming to threesomes with other girls? lol

bigwill420 11

Monday 24 June 2013 22:36

Your boyfriends might be BI

80zChyld 2

Tuesday 25 June 2013 1:22

At least now u know & knowing is... well u know the rest

rubberduckydude 3

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:48

I would be mad....

_blynne 1

Saturday 29 June 2013 23:49

Why would you agree to have a threesome with another guy....

Testing1234 25

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:37

Well someone came out of the closet didnt they? Sry bought that OP

PsychoKittie 7

Monday 19 August 2013 7:14

I would have left to go find a girl to do it with ha xD

Rozay333 36

Monday 16 December 2013 6:19

You should've been suspicious from the beginning. A guy wants a threesome with another guy? Seems kinda fishy.

okudatwo 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 9:55

whoa lol ur bf is gay.

jos911 4

Friday 2 May 2014 20:40

I'm sorry… that's sucks but you know sometimes that can be interesting.

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