Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 06:39 - Canada - Airdrie

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Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

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kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:31

If you're up for threesomes...I doubt you'll have trouble finding another boyfriend

lollypop30001 19

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:32

Honey your boyfriend is gay.

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Vanessa1026 2

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:51

sounds likebl ross and susan on friends

Pussycat86 18

Sunday 23 June 2013 5:11

Oh god I just love threesome's! And I wish for one right now, But I think it can't be done with a person you are in a relationship with! Would be perfect for one night stands or simply friends with benefits!

Bunny21 11

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:06

OoO!!!!!!! Literally my face when I read this. Sorry OP, I hope you get over him soon.

accountnamevalid 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:17

The only person I've ever known to actually partake in a threesome lost her husband to the other woman. If you're monogamous, bringing a third person into the scenario just can't be a good idea, or the suggestion a good sign.

final_rest 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:30

With a honey In the middle theres some leeway.

hurley12 30

Sunday 23 June 2013 8:12

Sounds like what happened on friends.

alexxeon 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 9:40

He's a gay

NINJAKITTY12345 11

Sunday 23 June 2013 9:54

But they lost the honey in the middle...

mr_jack_meoff 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:22

Who is the tool now? You have been played, he used you to get some male tail. Why did you have to fukcing go and put that image in my head.

Omegamike101 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 14:30

Lmao your boyfriend's a ****. YDI

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