Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 06:39 - Canada - Airdrie

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 340

You deserved it 18 963

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:31

If you're up for threesomes...I doubt you'll have trouble finding another boyfriend

lollypop30001 19

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:32

Honey your boyfriend is gay.

Comments

Vanessa1026 2

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:51

sounds likebl ross and susan on friends

Pussycat86 18

Sunday 23 June 2013 5:11

Oh god I just love threesome's! And I wish for one right now, But I think it can't be done with a person you are in a relationship with! Would be perfect for one night stands or simply friends with benefits!

Bunny21 11

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:06

OoO!!!!!!! Literally my face when I read this. Sorry OP, I hope you get over him soon.

accountnamevalid 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:17

The only person I've ever known to actually partake in a threesome lost her husband to the other woman. If you're monogamous, bringing a third person into the scenario just can't be a good idea, or the suggestion a good sign.

final_rest 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:30

With a honey In the middle theres some leeway.

hurley12 30

Sunday 23 June 2013 8:12

Sounds like what happened on friends.

alexxeon 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 9:40

He's a gay

NINJAKITTY12345 11

Sunday 23 June 2013 9:54

But they lost the honey in the middle...

mr_jack_meoff 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:22

Who is the tool now? You have been played, he used you to get some male tail. Why did you have to fukcing go and put that image in my head.

Omegamike101 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 14:30

Lmao your boyfriend's a ****. YDI

7
8
9
10
11
12
13

Keywords

Parenting Kids Family Miscellaneous DIY Cats Sex Intimacy Am I overreacting? Awkward Friends Poopoo peepee Work Management Frustration Capitalism Relatable Coworkers Transportation Dogs Animals ADHD Dating Love Technology Mental health Health Anxiety Sleep Clumsy

The Top

Today, I'm pretty sure my husband of 8 years is sleeping with the skank who's in the fire department with him. Out of nowhere, he started texting her and wouldn’t come home until 12:30 a.m. for a whole week. When I confronted him about it, he flipped out. Sadly, it won’t be the first marriage she’s ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 202

You deserved it 182

Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 003

You deserved it 42 708

The Top

Today, following a 6-hour roundtrip after having lost both games from a baseball doubleheader, I was pleasantly surprised to see that my 4-year-old son was still up. After updating him on the day's results, he went off to bed with the words, "Good night, loser." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 929

You deserved it 1 245

Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 630

You deserved it 1 095

Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 135

You deserved it 561

Today, I went on a first date with a guy that included dinner, pool and pretty good conversation. Around Midnight he yawned and said the beer was making him sleepy, so he took me home. I wasn't tired so I changed and went out with some friends... and saw him on the dance floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 845

You deserved it 6 445

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

I agree, your life sucks 705

You deserved it 485

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 669

You deserved it 17 268