Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

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Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Marcela - 18/03/2009 13:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Spicy

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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Top comments

mercedes3210 6

Friday 31 December 2010 12:22

cute! lol

CRrawsum 7

Friday 31 December 2010 12:51

I shower naked.

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lilgirly89102 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:37

aww he's shy<3

mzeemzima 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 13:53

aww he's a pussy...

QueenOfBoredom 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 8:42

and you're a jackass yay!

loshysucks 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:25

and ur ugly yay

roseydot 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:40

He obviously likes to joke, or he isn't ready to show you his body. Relax.

Alleged_Cranium 7

Friday 31 December 2010 12:46

YDI. You can't even get a guy to get naked with you for a shower. What makes you so unattractive?

macskapingvin 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:47

You probably shouldn't really be taking joint showers until you've established that you are both comfortable being naked together.

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 31 December 2010 13:08

^This is very true. However chances are they'd discussed this before they did on the basis that they didn't turn up at the same point. At which point he should've mentioned it. It's also possible he just didn't want to wander from his room to the bathroom naked. Or that he just wanted the OP to take them off.

CoonAndFriends 0

Friday 31 December 2010 15:07

I love your comments. Only because I can see the penguin speaking when I read them. Hehe. Funny penguin.(:

Lucidium 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 0:28

stfu 21 you always rant on. Get a life.

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:51

That's not a rant, the comment isn't even that long.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:58

Sorry, Cinn. People with short attention spans don't always get you. I think a fortune cookie fortune would have been a rant for this guy.

Po1ntBlank 0

Monday 3 January 2011 16:43

lol ^

CRrawsum 7

Friday 31 December 2010 12:51

I shower naked.

macskapingvin 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:58

Disgusting.

CRrawsum 7

Friday 31 December 2010 14:23

I try to stop... it's a habit :(

Sisaac 0

Friday 31 December 2010 15:14

^ Win.

KelseyLovesYouu 2

Friday 31 December 2010 16:26

You should be locked up somewere...

CRrawsum 7

Friday 31 December 2010 17:35

WHY ARENT I NORMAL?!?!

samantha_142 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 9:04

everyone showers naked.

GavinRoskamp 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:16

Way to break the setting.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:32

Really 96?!? I didn't know that! Wtf, was there a memo I missed??

romano07 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 13:26

I shower in a wetsuit!

epiikgangster11 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:00

try hard

4realz226 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 21:55

Ewwww but some clothes on! Lol

Zombie65 0

Friday 31 December 2010 13:04

LMAO *sorry*

jkwanx88x 0

Friday 31 December 2010 13:09

lmao wow. kids these days ..

iRadiium 0

Friday 31 December 2010 13:28

it's was probably cold:p

doublewide420 0

Friday 31 December 2010 13:32

shrinkage

thamavrikx7 0

Friday 31 December 2010 13:32

ROTFLMFAO that's the funniest FML I've seen

Cass3m0 0

Friday 31 December 2010 16:17

Really? All these FMLs and THIS is the funniest? Okay.

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 31 December 2010 17:45

Maybe they're new here and aren't crazy enough to read the backlog? :P

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