Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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woolymittens 11

Tuesday 24 April 2012 21:09

Aw that's cute! :3

eversdeens 5

Thursday 26 April 2012 4:58

Aw. This is so cute. I want a BF like this!

LittleMissBuzz 3

Saturday 5 May 2012 11:40

That's adorable!! aww I want a bf like yours :3

ak1234 2

Wednesday 9 May 2012 21:30

problem?

badassbandit 6

Monday 28 May 2012 3:16

Hahaha if my boyfriend did this I'd break out in tears laughing xD

BombDotCom14 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:04

I would Lawl if that happened to me

01Michelle02 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:00

He's a keeper

bunny911 16

Monday 9 July 2012 6:48

I don't see the problem. That's something my boyfriend would do. I think it's cute.

jadaDbailey 1

Monday 23 July 2012 7:42

Rhys actually kinda funny (:

missababgaga 19

Tuesday 7 August 2012 5:55

I don't see how this is an FYL moment, its quite adorable! I should totally try that out :D

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