He might not have another vehicle to use. Not everyone has two vehicles to use. Good for you if you're that privileged, but he might be using a motorcycle instead of a car to lower gas and maintenance costs. Congratulations for being a single-minded dickweed.

I say fake. It doesn't get 30 degrees in Florida......sounds like we have an embellisher on our hands

Actually, it has been down in the 30s and 40s in FL for the past couple of weeks. Way to pay attention.

OHHH NO, NOT 30 DEGREE'S! THATS OUTSTANDINGLY FREEZING. Shut up, moron. Come to england and see how blue your balls go. It's been -0 for quite a while now. :)

30F (0C) by itself isn't that bad. 30F (0C) with a wet helmet is a cold waiting to happen. Can you come down off that high horse cheeseballs?

That's exactly the reason. Thank you.

I rode my bike to work this morning and it was 26 degrees. I had no problem with being cold. Some people can just handle it well.

I don't get why you took the helmet off to pee, it can't be too much of a hinderance.

@41 um have you ever met someone from florida? they freak out when it gets below like 60 degrees so he obviously exaggerated.

plus if your going 30 mph in 30 degries wind chill is 0 degries

ydi for using a public washroom.

he didn't say -0 he meant below 0.

shit happens

oh no.. let's call the police. who knows it could have been 30degrees.

We're talking farenheit, your talking Celsius

How else was he supposed to go to the bathroom?

15 miles probably feels like an eternity when you're wet and cold. @OP, ouch! If possible, it'd probably be a good idea to start packing some kind of moisture-soaking/water-resistant beanie of some sort, no?

This. Way to not have any problem solving skills.

Those things are useless in a lot of bathrooms. Like, stand-there-for-two-minutes-then-give-up-and-dry-your-hands-on-your-pants useless. The ultra-powerful ones some places have now, maaaybe. But the majority of the air dryers I've been acquainted with wouldn't even come close to being able to dry out a helmet.

HURR DURR I ASSUME HE'S AN UNHYGIENIC ASSHOLE DURRRRRRR

I HAVE A WOODEN SPOON, DURRRRRRRR hahahaha it totally reminded me of the Waterboy, I'm so sorry...continue.

#7, they work better if at the same time you frisk your hands together... it kind of helps whisk the water away.

Yay! Let's start the my-weather-has-a-bigger-dick-than-your-weather thread! I actually agree with you. I'm from Buffalo. We know overnight hell. 30 degrees is nothing. (And I'm sure people from Alaska would say Buffalo has it easy.) BUT -- he was wet. And, he's from Florida. When tourists down south come to Buffalo, they're in flannel in 60 degree weather while Buffalo natives are still in swimsuits. Same when people from the north visit the south -- everyone down there is comfortable, and we're hot as hell. How you perceive temperature is all relative. No sense in trying to so-what/one-up. It's an FML because he was uncomfortable, it definitely sucked, and it ruined his day.

They don't use Celsius in the US, just so you know

Neither of the comments you replied to said anything about Celsius...or Fahrenheit for that matter. Seeing as I'm originally from the US and #9 and the OP are currently living there, I think we're talking Fahrenheit.

Yeah we still use Fahrenheit in the US. 30 F is just below freezing.

It's going to be 40 degrees Celsius here on the weekend. I want winter =(

@12 your post is full of win, especially the headline

14 may of just been pointing that fact out for others :)

I was waiting for someone to applaud his safety skills... better a wet helmet than a ticket or busted head any day.

*claps slowly* Well done, truly well done :')

Maybe I can't afford a car?

F, 30 C is warm. 30C is 85F

Take a look at where he lives, and ask your self again