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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML

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By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By Justmyluck - 15/11/2017 06:00

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By GoneLimp - 07/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Havelock

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML

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the__usual 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:16

Saving it for later?

every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:17

Better than seeing a tampon string.

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RaineDisaster 0

Monday 19 December 2011 0:40

im ctfu over here& singing....cha cha cha...charmin ! :)

crewbabe101 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 5:35

Don't have charmin?

hannahfuckmylife 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 5:35

that's why I always have sex in the dark. Sex is much better when you don't have to stare at eachother naked.

RodrigoKe 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 0:08

Actually... That probably means you wipe after peeing, and that's hygienic.... What's bad about that?

MissKittie 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:00

How in the hell do you not know how to wipe yourself properly?!?!

Needzalife8D 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 6:23

Shoulda used some charmin ultra strong on that it

JoonieMoon 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 20:52

So had that happen to me!

rocker_afi 1

Monday 27 February 2012 17:07

That's why you use charmin toilet paper "no pieces left behind" haha how embarrassing.

Kathts7 12

Tuesday 9 October 2012 21:08

Don't feel too bad about it.. just remember to clean yourself extra well if there's an opportunity for some oral action

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 26 August 2013 17:57

pick it out of the way and get to town

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