Communication

By GoneLimp - 07/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Havelock

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML
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Yastafari 16

Things to add to the list that got "left behind" 1. George Bush 2. The toilet paper in your gf's ass 3. Your erection

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RichardPencil 30

Stop looking there! Bend over her, cup her **** and breathe on her neck. Do I have to explain everything to you amateurs?!?!?

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Yastafari 16

Things to add to the list that got "left behind" 1. George Bush 2. The toilet paper in your gf's ass 3. Your erection

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whydiditdothat 12

He may want to add his relationship as well to that list ????

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alternative-facts 6

Dude, that's tough. If it had been me, I would have suggested a change of scenery, i.e. a shower/bath where you could help clean her up without her knowing why...

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sweetbliss3 37

I've had this happen.. lol. the shower ordeal was suggested and then I freaked out bc I thought I was smelling funky. he explained so I just told him next time just get it out of there or let me know or ignore it. wasn't a big deal. it happens. That's life for ya lol

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sophiehelen 32

I'd rather my boyfriend told me. I'd rather laugh it off than worry about what went wrong

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RichardPencil 30

Stop looking there! Bend over her, cup her **** and breathe on her neck. Do I have to explain everything to you amateurs?!?!?

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trumpet27 1

I am an amateur. I had to look up some interesting things when I got this app, so..............yeah.

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Chazzster 28

Sorry Dude, you gotta tell her honestly what happened. Otherwise it just gets worse.

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Catdragon 40

you could have just removed it. you're already touching her back there so removing toilet paper should be no problem.

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adame2kill4 3

Touching her back isn't the same as reaching along her butt crack to pick up a piece of dirty toilet paper. Gross.

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AzrielB 8

this is why we need to bring bidets to America. You wouldn't just wipe your hands with a paper towel if they were covered in fecal matter, so why settle for TP?

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unfuqnreal 15

Lucky it was only toilet paper not a chip of shit

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Luckyunluckiest 0

This is why girls freshen up before sex-the first time I realized what an embarrassing predicament it can become my friend told me- she was mortified the guy was going down on her and came back up yelling at her, she had small pieces of TP down there. After that it was added to my list- I always carry wipes with my, and always check. It's like this what if I get in a car crash and I need catheter. If this is a lasting relationship I would just tell her if not, then it wouldn't matter what to do. Also she's really insecure, a limp penis doesn't mean that explain that to her

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