Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By kitkat1603 - 16/06/2010 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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The Rupture

By oofouchmyvagooter - 06/10/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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The urogenital muscles

By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 22:00

Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML

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By whoreticulturalist - 27/10/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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NikkaRoze 6

Friday 6 December 2013 1:31

I bet he didn't think those were crys of pain

lysx84 24

Friday 6 December 2013 1:31

He maybe couldn't tell the difference between cries of pain and pleasure? Guys like a bit of noise...

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icepick23 12

Friday 6 December 2013 18:01

Totally your fault...by now, you know quite well what turns him on.

Devul143 12

Friday 6 December 2013 19:42

yeah, a lot of guys seem to like that... O_O

KayleeFrye 39

Friday 6 December 2013 23:24

Maybe he thought your cries of pain were really cries of pleasure. Hopefully it was a mistake and he didn't realize you were in actual pain.

Iguanadon 14

Sunday 8 December 2013 10:53

I often get horrible leg cramps during sex but my guy always stops! Ouch OP

xXBOBXx_fml 4

Monday 9 December 2013 18:28

He probably thought he was just doing it that good..

skylee_fml 9

Wednesday 11 December 2013 12:28

he likes it kinky!

TheMystery13 13

Thursday 26 December 2013 18:14

Did you TELL him that that's why you were yelling...?

namelessmonster 6

Saturday 28 December 2013 3:24

That's just creepy if moaning turns him on. :(

KittehGrey 19

Wednesday 25 February 2015 5:31

I've gotten a leg cramp during sex... My boyfriend didn't stop either... It's agonizing...

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