Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By kitkat1603 - 16/06/2010 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML

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By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By oofouchmyvagooter - 06/10/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 22:00

Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML

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By whoreticulturalist - 27/10/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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NikkaRoze 6

Friday 6 December 2013 1:31

I bet he didn't think those were crys of pain

lysx84 24

Friday 6 December 2013 1:31

He maybe couldn't tell the difference between cries of pain and pleasure? Guys like a bit of noise...

Comments

Axel5238 29

Friday 6 December 2013 2:27

Though considering the amount of stuff that happens on FML where the girlfriend says they were in pain, got interrupted or whatever during sex and the boyfriend continued anyway I'm gonna guess he probably didn't care not that he misunderstood.

awilliams44 9

Friday 6 December 2013 2:30

Oh dang get it get it

tvwrestler98 14

Friday 6 December 2013 2:34

you should've at least pushed him off you to fix your problem!

Fuaaad1994 31

Friday 6 December 2013 2:48

I always seem to get cramps in my foot and my leg just as I'm about to finish, so annoying

thefastnfuryass 14

Friday 6 December 2013 8:17

shit happens, that's why ya gotta make sure to get your daily intake of potassium :)

yerawizardlizzy 27

Friday 6 December 2013 3:13

Did you actually say "ouch"? Or say "Stop, I have a cramp in my foot?" Because moaning in pain doesn't really communicate anything in this situation. If you did actually use verbage and he ignored you, that definitely sucks.

jmcr 27

Friday 6 December 2013 4:56

Depends on the guy my bf usually is quick to tell when im in pain or sometimes misunderstands thinking im in pain he stops right away and asks if im hurt its possible the bf mistaken it fora cry of pleasure hopefully but sometimes its not possible to speak coherently when having sex especially if it really good

DaisyDanger 7

Friday 6 December 2013 3:34

Wisdom from someone who has been there, wear socks or knee highs for some reason it stops the cramping, plus school girl socks (and a skirt) are always a win!