By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
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headofmedusa 15

Who won the contest?

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XBurytheCastleX 25

She screeched because male cats have barbed penises. It hurts her a lot.

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Radoh 3

They were "having it harder" because cats have barbed penises.

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pere 11

The screech was because the male cat has spines on his penis. #killjoy

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Chasing_fml 5

You need to get those cats neutered and spayed, immediately. Otherwise you're just another bad, irresponsible owner. :(

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ArashiGirl 13

To the people yelling at them to get their cats spayed and neutered...Male cats do each other too. My friend had a set of cats who were littermates whom she often had to clean their semen off of the couch because they would **** each other EVERY DAY. Sometimes the black and white one was on top sometimes it was on bottom.

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Broctoroc 8

That does happen, but it does not take away the need for spay/neuter. Any animal that has not been desexed can add to the overpopulation problem, even indoor only animals. And, if she would neuter them, she would no longer have to clean semen off her furniture.

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ArashiGirl 13

These cats were kittens, who were psychically too young and not only that but she couldn't AFFORD to neuter them (her mother's fault not her's, she was a kid)

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Broctoroc 8

Kittens can be spayed and neutered at 8 weeks. If they are old enough to hump with the presence of semen, they are old enough to be spayed. Low cost spay and neuter clinics exist. If she still can't afford it with a reduced cost surgery, she can't afford to have the cats, plain and simple. You make cuts to your own budget to be a responsible pet owner, or you don't become a pet owner. No excuses.

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ArashiGirl 13

Yeah, that's easier said then done, when they couldn't even afford to take them to a vet...Not exactly the most responsible pet owners.

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Olivia93 20

The cats were getting tips of you and your boyfriend OP :)

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