Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching...

By Tee - 11/12/2009 09:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

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By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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rlet 1

Friday 11 December 2009 16:08

hahaha your bf is awesome!! can't you laugh at that?? get some humor pills

xxmadicxx 0

Friday 11 December 2009 16:03

aww he sounds funny!

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peytontaylorharl 0

Monday 14 December 2009 5:10

woaah.. he's definitely a keeper

mikerob09 0

Friday 18 December 2009 7:54

Hahaha I want to shake that man's hand. Good stuff lol

deepnight 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:05

2 is right your boyfriend is awesome !

lilgazelleX 0

Monday 21 December 2009 20:39

haha, AWESOME! stop whining bitch, your bf's great!

infantry831 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 6:41

you both suck

ufcgsp92 0

Monday 28 December 2009 6:43

lmao good shit gotta admire a good sense of humor this guys a keeper

Serendipiti 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:08

lmaooooo lol o wow

jessica4456 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 5:07

lmao awe ur boyfriend sounds cute.sounds like he'd keep u rolling all day.lol

Strife007_fml 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:28

Man when he tried to roll away you should have just slammed him back down into the bed and said CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!

monkey253 1

Thursday 22 April 2010 0:43

ahahahahahahahahahah! lmao i'll never b able to watch terminator ever again without thinking bout that comment...

oarisimo 4

Monday 9 August 2010 9:04

haha!!!!

nilloc22 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:59

Your Boyfriend is a stud..... that is no FML that is a my life rocks

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