Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started...

By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/03/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:46

Great idea having sex in your bedroom while the entire family is home and your little sister is in the adjoining room. I salute your brilliance, madam.

lordslaya53 14

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:45

Doin' it froggy style

Comments

cetlawizard 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:06

If your little sis thought there were frogs in the wall...makes me wonder...where did she ever get the idea that frogs sound like 2 people having sex...you didn't tell her that's what the sound was last time it happened...did you?

martin_martian7 11

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:30

Who the hell has sex while there family is at home!??

jxcala 10

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:54

Ribbit ribbit

MuseFan1991 14

Sunday 10 March 2013 20:28

this sounds like something my niece would say! in all seriousness, as many people have said, why would you slope off to your bedroom at all if the family's in? in my humble opinion, that's rude in itself, let alone sloping off to bump uglies

Ziggy122 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 22:36

It's like there's at least one FML published a day where somebody's parents or sibling or both catch them having sex because they were stupid enough to do it while they were home. No sympathy whatsoever.

iShanny 13

Sunday 10 March 2013 22:56

I've never understood how people are okay with having sex while their sibling/parent is home, let alone their entire family! I mean, dang, show some respect and control your urges!

israelnotjacob 20

Monday 11 March 2013 11:48

Yeah no crap. Really this one probably comes from someone too young to be having sex anyway. But yeah if you're going to be having sex at your parents house at least do it when they're not home, and especially don't do it when there's a child in the house. What would have happened if she had actually ran in the room to see what was going on?

seblikescricket 7

Monday 11 March 2013 4:21

don't let the frogs spoil a good time

cmac86 23

Monday 11 March 2013 10:10

oh, this one gave me a genuine laugh. thank you. and ydi BTW.

mohawkbear 5

Monday 11 March 2013 12:51

What is it with all these people having sex in their parent's homes, loudly, in the middle of the day? OP you deserve it, have some class, get a hotel for that stuff.