By Taylor - 20/07/2012 18:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
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ap7diamonds 1

You should ask him if he uses penis enlargement pills.

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muzy 23

Op just paint her face like joker and then say "why so serious?" to him.

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PandaKitteh 20

Well at least he didn't shove make up at her and say "well you ******* need some."

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zandalee 19

Ever heard of the term, 'The smiling assassin?'

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brandy1 5

You should have replied, ''do you use your brain much?''

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alshygirl 14

Great comeback! *sarcasm

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HooyoMacaan 7

ne'er?? Wearing make up is a choice people can make. But being natural is never* overrated. Kuddos to you OP. Atleast her man won't have the morning after scare. :p

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misspulkadot24 17

Squeeze his shoulder and say "And what are we to do about your face?"

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greenie213 23

And maybe you should use lotion on your right hand. Yeah, it's that obvious.

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DocBastard 38

Wait wait wait...first you say the natural look is overrated, then you say he should take her as she is? Make up your damned mind. It's no wonder you women frustrate the hell out of us.

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Leslier_fml 4

Tell him to buy you make up then. Really expensive make up that is.

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