Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going...

By Fluory - 07/12/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By feel so dirty - 11/01/2018 09:00

Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML

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By prin - 05/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML

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By VoodooPriestess - 04/07/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML

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By dramaqueen - 14/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

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By c - 09/02/2012 00:07

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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PieterDB 1

Monday 7 December 2009 20:05

Can't blame him for being honest. I't doesn't need to be bad.

boatkicker 4

Monday 7 December 2009 20:21

So what? He obviously chose to stay with you, so I dont see why it should be that much of a big problem.

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jessxoxo28 5

Monday 7 December 2009 22:34

wow, some boyfriend... u should be the first to dump him to

wh4t3v3R 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 0:43

FYL, you got an honest guy. Easy fix, dishonest guys are available by the dozen at any nearby bar.

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 0:57

Guys don't get asked out much. If ever. This in not an FYL

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 2:45

To be fair, it doesn't matter why he started dating you. What matters is why he keeps dating you. Why did I start dating my boyfriend? Because he's hot. Why have I been with him for two years? Because he's funny and kind and smart and dedicated and good in bed etc. etc. And because he's hot. Unless you were friends a while before you started going out, this isn't really an FML.

ambyellen 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 2:46

this is why most women are smart enough not to ask men out.

Nighta9 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 3:26

he deserves a high five

SarahMarie83 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 4:11

That's a man for you!

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 8 December 2009 5:11

He's just not that into you.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 5:42

Hey. You asked. He answered. If you want something more, then make something of it. There's no reason to think this is an FYL.

cali_cougar 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 7:43

Insynsifera - i totally agree. My husband did the same when we were still dating and of course knowing how funny he was I expected the same sort of reply. If you want serious, ask him seriously some other time. Duh.