Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going...

By Fluory - 07/12/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By feel so dirty - 11/01/2018 09:00

Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML

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By prin - 05/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML

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By VoodooPriestess - 04/07/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML

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By dramaqueen - 14/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

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By c - 09/02/2012 00:07

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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PieterDB 1

Monday 7 December 2009 20:05

Can't blame him for being honest. I't doesn't need to be bad.

boatkicker 4

Monday 7 December 2009 20:21

So what? He obviously chose to stay with you, so I dont see why it should be that much of a big problem.

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shoieb9 14

Tuesday 8 December 2009 7:48

I don't find this FML from any angle...

iPirate 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 11:01

Wow, you asked him out? To a guy that can be a really big thing... Guys usually have to do ALL of the footwork. To be met even part way is something really special.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:34

Take it. Guys don't like being forced into saying sweet nothings when we are not in the mood to do so. Just because you want to hear lovey dovey crap don't make that our problem. Although perhaps if women started rewarding such romantic sentiments with ******** instead of just wanting to cuddle and be held after then men would be more forthcoming with such stuff. ;)

147somershire 0

Friday 11 December 2009 3:16

hahaha i totally agree and i'm a girl. i mean guys shouldn't need a "reward" for their feelings. but like with my boyfriend i don't expect him to talk all lovey dovey; yet when he does i know he means it. and as for blow jobs instead of cuddling i totally agree. they're both great and i definitely enjoy doing both haha. i feel that girls need to learn to give back more.

godyourethick 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:56

Honesty or fancy-sounding bullshit? Sounds like he'd get stick for it either way.

BunnyDrastic 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:00

Who givs a ****

ensemble 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 4:10

lol what a loser, so no other girls asked him out so he started dating the first one who finally did! I'm assuming you are a young girl, break up with him and find someone better, come on!