By highheelcyanide - 06/11/2014 01:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend became a magician. His best trick? The disappearing act. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 960
You deserved it 4 002

highheelcyanide tells us more.

highheelcyanide 11

First of all, I am so excited that this got posted! Almost makes dating the jerk worth it! Also, all the comments are hilarious. To answer some questions, no, I most definitely am not pregnant. There wasn't even a scare. On the backstory, he wasn't *technically* my boyfriend, but we had been dating and things were going really great. He did all the right things and we had a great connection (or so I thought). So after a while we slept together, and enjoyment was had on both sides. Nothing seemed off for a few days, and then he gradually quit texting me and I never saw him again after that night. Live and learn, I suppose.

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hippodankamus 22

You should pull a rabbit out of his ass for that.

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daydreamer244 13
highheelcyanide 11

First of all, I am so excited that this got posted! Almost makes dating the jerk worth it! Also, all the comments are hilarious. To answer some questions, no, I most definitely am not pregnant. There wasn't even a scare. On the backstory, he wasn't *technically* my boyfriend, but we had been dating and things were going really great. He did all the right things and we had a great connection (or so I thought). So after a while we slept together, and enjoyment was had on both sides. Nothing seemed off for a few days, and then he gradually quit texting me and I never saw him again after that night. Live and learn, I suppose.

I'm really sorry you had to deal with that, but good for you that you've moved on. You'll find a quality guy one day because clearly that douche canoe didn't deserve you.

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You are really pretty and you seem to be practical, so you shouldn't have any trouble finding a guy who really deserves you.

what an idiot to leave you like that. He could at least explain why..

martin8337 35

You are very pretty and you will find a good man one day. I now that you will have a happy life. I wish you nothing but the best.

MzZombicidal 36

You've got a great head on your shoulders, OP :) It's disappointing if things don't work out but at least you're not letting some silly guy get you down! You go, girl! ♡

I give you props for being so positive in this situation. I know I wouldn't be able to! He only wanted sex from you. What a ******* player. Don't worry, though. You'll find a lovely man who won't use you and actually loves you. I wish you the best!

He's clearly missing out on a very smart and beautiful woman. Screw him, op. Go find someone that will appreciate you!

I think douche canoe is my new favorite insult.

too much make up was the reason, that he just hit it and quit it... cause you ain't wifey material

You deserve so much better than that, good riddance though OP. Now you can find someone to treat you like you deserve.

#61 You're a dip shit. I'm sure you're just jealous and lashing out because there's no way you'd ever get a gorgeous girl like OP.

Highheelcyanide... Highheel(lethal poison)... Poisonous female? Could explain why he disappeared.

DewIchigo 17

*sits there silently waiting for him to reappear*

Metal_Chick 15

I feel like context is important here. Did he disappear after you told him you loved him, or after you two got into a nasty fight for the hundredth time? Or do you mean disappear like he's avoiding any and all contact with you whatsoever?

highheelcyanide 11

We've never had a fight, and I never told him that I loved him. Though I feel like, barring something absolutely crazy, just disappearing is always a bad move. I think he just got what he wanted and that was that.

Your turn, pull a foot out of his ass.

Do a magic trick of your own and find a better boyfriend.

Dump his sorry ass and find somebody who will treat you right.

they aren't together anymore so she can't dump him