By highheelcyanide - 06/11/2014 01:11 - United States - San Francisco
highheelcyanide tells us more.
First of all, I am so excited that this got posted! Almost makes dating the jerk worth it! Also, all the comments are hilarious. To answer some questions, no, I most definitely am not pregnant. There wasn't even a scare. On the backstory, he wasn't *technically* my boyfriend, but we had been dating and things were going really great. He did all the right things and we had a great connection (or so I thought). So after a while we slept together, and enjoyment was had on both sides. Nothing seemed off for a few days, and then he gradually quit texting me and I never saw him again after that night. Live and learn, I suppose.
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Lol damn
First of all, I am so excited that this got posted! Almost makes dating the jerk worth it! Also, all the comments are hilarious. To answer some questions, no, I most definitely am not pregnant. There wasn't even a scare. On the backstory, he wasn't *technically* my boyfriend, but we had been dating and things were going really great. He did all the right things and we had a great connection (or so I thought). So after a while we slept together, and enjoyment was had on both sides. Nothing seemed off for a few days, and then he gradually quit texting me and I never saw him again after that night. Live and learn, I suppose.
I'm really sorry you had to deal with that, but good for you that you've moved on. You'll find a quality guy one day because clearly that douche canoe didn't deserve you.
That's horrible. What a douche. Sorry, OP!
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Show it anywayYou are really pretty and you seem to be practical, so you shouldn't have any trouble finding a guy who really deserves you.
what an idiot to leave you like that. He could at least explain why..
I give you props for being so positive in this situation. I know I wouldn't be able to! He only wanted sex from you. What a ******* player. Don't worry, though. You'll find a lovely man who won't use you and actually loves you. I wish you the best!
He's clearly missing out on a very smart and beautiful woman. Screw him, op. Go find someone that will appreciate you!
I think douche canoe is my new favorite insult.
too much make up was the reason, that he just hit it and quit it... cause you ain't wifey material
You deserve so much better than that, good riddance though OP. Now you can find someone to treat you like you deserve.
#61 You're a dip shit. I'm sure you're just jealous and lashing out because there's no way you'd ever get a gorgeous girl like OP.
Highheelcyanide... Highheel(lethal poison)... Poisonous female? Could explain why he disappeared.
I feel like context is important here. Did he disappear after you told him you loved him, or after you two got into a nasty fight for the hundredth time? Or do you mean disappear like he's avoiding any and all contact with you whatsoever?
Your turn, pull a foot out of his ass.
Do a magic trick of your own and find a better boyfriend.
Dump his sorry ass and find somebody who will treat you right.
they aren't together anymore so she can't dump him
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You should pull a rabbit out of his ass for that.